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**Admin** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:42 am

**Admin** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:43 am

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?

**Admin** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:43 am

Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the f****** book says!

**Admin** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:43 am

This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!

**Admin** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:44 am

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

**Admin** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:44 am

A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator 'I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna f**king EAT me!

**Admin** Tue Feb 24, 2009 11:45 am

CHINESE SUNDAY
BUFFET MENU:
*CHU SUM TWAT
*SUCK MI PORK
*LICK MI CLIT
*TUNGSUM CHICK
*GOO IN HAND
*GULP SUM KUM
*CHO KON IT
ENJOY YOUR MEAL!

sexysam06 Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:26 pm

Three tampons walk down the road, which one says Hi? None! They're all stuck up cunts.

lee4566 Sun Mar 22, 2009 6:47 pm

Admin wrote:What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!

sexysam06 Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:57 am

Jelly Baby goes 2 the Dr & says "Dr i've got aids" Dr replys "U cant have aids ur a jelly Baby" Jelly Baby says "yes but Dr i've been sleepin wiv ALLSORTS!

sexysam06 Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:57 am

chicken and egg in bed,chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

sexysam06 Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:57 am

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

**Admin** Fri May 15, 2009 10:07 am

2 nuns meet for a coffee, first nun asks "did you come on the bus?" second nun replies "yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack"

rac123 Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:00 am

A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!
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