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**Admin** Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:47 am

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**Admin** Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:50 am

Whats the differance between a famliy reunion & a "69"
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In a "69" you only kiss one cunt!!

**Admin** Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:51 am

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**Admin** Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:52 am

FARMER SAYS 2 HIS WIFE IF U HAD BIGGER TITS WE COULD GET RID OF THE COWS, WIFE REPLIED IF U HAD A BIGGER COCK WE COULD GET RID OF THE TRACTOR DRIVER!

**Admin** Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:52 am

what does a pizza delivery boy & a gynecologist have in common?....
They can both smell it but not eat it.

**Admin** Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:53 am

Q. How do u confuse a wanker
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A.32

**Admin** Sun Feb 22, 2009 8:54 am

Boy asked his mom "is it wrong to have a willy?""No why"she replies."Well dads sweating like f*ck trying 2 pull his off"

**Admin** Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:02 am

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £1.50 per minute

darknight Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:51 pm

You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar

**Admin** Mon Mar 16, 2009 1:08 pm

You - cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar

**Admin** Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:53 am

Q: What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?
A: When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.

sexysam06 Wed Apr 01, 2009 7:56 am

Two sausages are in a frying pan. First sausage says: "It's hot in here". Second sausage replies: "Eeek, a talking sausage!"

**Admin** Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:05 am

BREAKING NEWS...the government have announced they are to put blue movies at all petrol pumps, so u can watch someone else being shafted at the same time as u!!

**Admin** Sat Apr 18, 2009 11:31 pm

Just nicked a joint of beef from Tesco's. Security guard ran after me shouting hey u what u doing with that? I shouted Mash, peas, carrots n gravy u nosy tw*t!

**Admin** Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:01 pm

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

**Admin** Tue Jun 09, 2009 7:07 pm

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks

**Admin** Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:34 pm

Hey dont say anything but guess who is still togethere after all the shit that has been between them.

Your bum cheeks.

coyitagilbert Mon Sep 07, 2009 2:37 pm

IT'S A PICKLE ON A STICK, DIPPED IN DOUGH AN FRIED THEY AR CALLIN IT THE MCDILL-DOUGH....

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