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If you cant get someone off your mind they are probably supposed to be there
Sorry…I couldn’t hear you over all the fuck I don’t give.
Treat me like a joke! And i’ll leave you like its funny..
The truth is hard to swallow when you’re choking on your prid
Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you Never new existed. }
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
You can’t have a better tomorrow if you’re always thinking about yesterday.
My luck is so bad, if i bought a graveyard, people would stop dying.
I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
Sorry…I couldn’t hear you over all the fuck I don’t give.
Treat me like a joke! And i’ll leave you like its funny..
The truth is hard to swallow when you’re choking on your prid
Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you Never new existed. }
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time
If you don’t make mistakes, you aren’t really trying.
You can’t have a better tomorrow if you’re always thinking about yesterday.
My luck is so bad, if i bought a graveyard, people would stop dying.
I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
jessie1980
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