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Day of work by text message?
Funkycoconut :: Text Messaages / SMS Messages / Mobile Phones :: Stuck in a situation? Dont know what text message to send?
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Day of work by text message?
You want to get out of work for the day and have your boss's Mobile number. But no credit left on your phone to call....
Whats the best excuse for getting a day of work by text message?
What would you send?
Whats the best excuse for getting a day of work by text message?
What would you send?
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Re: Day of work by text message?
"I'm having an allergic reaction to _______, and I need a day to recover." This excuse requires a few details about when and where it happened as well as the details of your food allergy, but Google should give you everything you need.
The upside of this excuse is that you can use it more than once. The downside is that it requires a good memory and some vigilance: for instance, you can't claim a peanut allergy and then gab yourself a bag of peanut m&m's in the office.
The upside of this excuse is that you can use it more than once. The downside is that it requires a good memory and some vigilance: for instance, you can't claim a peanut allergy and then gab yourself a bag of peanut m&m's in the office.
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blame girlfriend/boyfriend
"My wife/husband is extremely ill and I need to stay home and take care of them." The excuse is a gem not only because you get a day off, but also because it makes you seem sensitive.
The only drawback is that it requires an accomplice - namely, your spouse. As such, you may want to save this excuse for a special occasion when the two of you can organize a special three-day weekend.
The only drawback is that it requires an accomplice - namely, your spouse. As such, you may want to save this excuse for a special occasion when the two of you can organize a special three-day weekend.
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For Girls
(For women) "I have really bad cramps." Now before you dismiss this one, think about it: Who can argue? It's such an embarrassing topic that nobody will ever challenge you. It's one of those things that men honestly have no clue about and women can sympathize with.
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For Men
(For men) "I have horrible diarrhea." Again, before you dismiss this one, remember that it's such an embarrassing topic - especially for a man - nobody will doubt your sincerity. Plus, it's simple. You don't need an elaborate back story because no one wants to hear the details.
If anything, your boss and co-workers will admire you for your honesty.
If anything, your boss and co-workers will admire you for your honesty.
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Re: Day of work by text message?
"I got pulled over for speeding on my way to work the other day and I have to go to traffic school." The idea here is that you had minor trouble with the law (emphasis on minor) and you have to pay your dues. A variation on this would be letting your license expire - or at least claiming it did - which means you had to go to the DMV and take a written test as well as a driving test, which could easily take a full day. After all, the DMV has its reputation for a reason.
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IM Sick, you want it???
I Cant come in today i must caught that stomach bug that going around, as ive been throwing up all night my stomach really hurts, i feel like death!! i dont want to pass this bug on as its not nice at all.
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